Hitlers CornHole

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When Hitler got corned up his ass hole

Sexy Jew Girl : Walks into Hitlers office
Hitler: Security!
Sexy Jew Girl: Wait please, look.
Hitler watches
Sexy Jew Girl starts giving Hitler Strip tease.
Hitler: Take it off!
Jew lays on floor, and starts masturbating
Sexy jew Girl: Come join me baby.
Hitler Starts stripping out his outfit, then takes off tie and starts swinging it like a cow boy.
Sexy jew girl puts on some sexy music.
Hitler, gets into his zebra man thong
Sexy jew girl goes over to him, lays him onto his desk
Hitler popps a big one
Sexy jew girl pulls down his man thongs
Sexy jew girl: Red rocket! Red rocket!
Sexy jew girl starts rubbing hitlers cock
Hitler: Yes bitch, suck it! You Jew!
Sexy jew girl starts sucking hi s big daddy dick
Sexy jew girl: Fuck me daddy!
Sexy Jew girl pulls out corn on the cob, then shoves it up hitlers ass
Hitler screams like a little bitch
Sexy jew girl throws hitler on the floor, naked, then takes a dump on his chest, then catches him on fire
Thats why we call it, Hitlers CornHole

Hitlers CornHole by Michelle Betch November 11, 2009

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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