Hit and Run

After toking up, the act of leaving the gathering without socializing or at the very least saying thanks.
Taking a hit and leaving. Very uncool behavior.

-Bob: "Dude, did you see that? The girl in the red sweat pants totally just left without even talking to us!"

-Jeremy: "That my friend, is a prime example of Hit and Run."

-Bob: "We won't be inviting her back."

by shav-nasty April 29, 2010

Hit and Run

When you go to the washroom, take a shit and purposely (or accidentally) don't flush and walk way or leave the scene of the crime.

Dood, my girlfriend totally accidentally pulled a hit and run at my house last night, and by the time I got to it, the whole fucking room smelled like assholes.

by The Myuh Guy December 03, 2009

Hit and Run

When someone says something offensive, inappropriate, or in any way goon-like, on Facebook Chat, and then immediately goes offline to avoid consequences of the comment.

A Hit and Run is a sure example that the offender has Bitch in the Blood as well.

Eno: Damn DJ, remember when I whooped you in NCAA Football last night?!

DJ: You had Florida and I had Kent State, and you still only one by a game winning Field Goal!

Facebook Message: Eno is no longer online, and the message could not be sent.

DJ: God bless, he just delivered a nasty Hit and Run!

by DJWein3 September 04, 2009

Hit and Run

When something is a success/great. Alternative for “knocked it out of the park”.

When I cook, it’s a Hit and Run.

That chicken was a Hit and Run.

by Hit ‘n’ Run my G May 01, 2019

Hit and Run

When you wait until a girl is watching TV, start jacking off in the bathroom and just before climax run up to her and bust in her face, the run away. Usually the man yells "BAM!" as the act is committed.

I def pulled a hit and run on Sam's sister yesterday. I got it in her hair.

by ConanOBrien October 30, 2006

Hit and Run

When someone comes over to smoke pot with you and then leaves right after, typically giving a stupid excuse as to why, as opposed to staying and chilling.

"man, i think joe just used us to smoke some bud."
"yeah dude, that was a hit and run."

by mangela meep September 11, 2012

Hit and Run

Thee act of knocking some bitch to the floor unconscious with any foreign object them inserting your old fruit that you don't want in her pussy and when she wakes up to her surprise rotten shit in her pussy making it smell twice as shitty than it was before

So some bitch throws her drink on me so a committee thee act of hit and run and watch while laughing at her half naked ugly ass

by JoeTHEEAverage November 13, 2011