Hippostomper Share definition Flag A loud upstairs neighbor that tromps around the room all day with heavy footsteps. That clod hoppin hippostomper needs to go to hell for waking me up every morning before my alarm. Hippostomper by Drake Dragoon July 17, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the Hippostomper mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch