Hipitize 

A humanitarian undertaking to help someone embarrassingly out of touch with current culture get hip. Or the act of gaining knowledge in the quest to make yourself hip to current culture.

In order to gain greater insight into current culture, you should hipitize yourself through watching the Twilight movies and U-Tube, listening to pop top 20 hits on satellite radio, investing in the top selling video games, subscribing to a paparazzi-whore magazine or watching E-news, and learning how to Tweet and link it to your fb.

Hipitize by Speed Racette August 12, 2010

Hippitize 

The art of locking up someone in a basement and throwing away the key... Cartman style.

If I see another pot head I'm going to hippitize him.

Hippitize by Hippitizer March 11, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016