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paris hilton's monkey

Something nebulously disgusting, usually in a sexual sense, without a clear definition.
Man, he was so drunk! I bet he totally got the old "Paris Hilton's monkey" from that ugly ho.
by beanfootage August 17, 2006
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paris hilton's monkey

Something nebulously disgusting, usually in a sexual sense, without a clear definition.
Man, he was so drunk! I bet he totally got the old "Paris Hilton's monkey" from that ugly ho.
by beanfootage September 13, 2008
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Professor Sean Hinton

A Professor Sean Hinton (usually shortened to a 'Sean Hinton' or a 'Prof Sean') is a cocktail. Served in a tall glass with ice it is composed of two shots of Jamieson's irish whisky, two shots of Jack Daniel's and is topped up with coke.

The purpose of a cocktail is to make spirits more palatable, a Professor Sean Hinton employs Jamieson's to take the edge off Jack Daniel's, unconventionally creating a more alcoholic beverage in the process.
"I'd like a Professor Sean Hinton please"
by bostasp_pub_crew September 17, 2008
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Hilton Sisters

Like the Olsen Twins, but with even more crack, and even less credentials.
The only two people in the world who are more undeserving of their wealth than the Osbourne children are the Hilton Sisters.
by Chernorizets Hrabr November 26, 2004
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hilton sisters

Dumb and Dumber, these spoiled sluts are everywhere. From ruining T.V with "The Simple Life" Or destroying radio with the aural holocaust of Paris Hilton and her "singing." Everything about these 2 are terrible in every way imaginable. Whats twice as worse is that these 2 dumbasses are going to get an inheritance in the millions from their father. Obivously, philanthropist is not in the Hilton's dictionary. Many people ask why they don't give to chairity, and Paris' official response was "That's hot..." Go to hell you cock-juggling thundercunts. You are the imbalance of this earth, you are the cause of stupidity, and therefore should be eradicated off the face of this earth forever, as you should never exist.
Er. Don't mind me. I'm just pissed off.
by Adam B January 16, 2005
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Hilton sisters

Ugly anorexic douchebags that spend their money foolishly and only live to pose in front of the cameras.
by Mike P December 3, 2003
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hilton sisters

satan's little angels
by allie May 13, 2005
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