Heaselgrave
'You are such a Heaselgrave'
Heaselgrave by Tackyman123 March 23, 2013
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Van Heusen
We were at the ballgame Saturday and noticed this guy the in front of us receiving a Van Heusen from his girlfriend.
Van Heusen by Van Heusen November 16, 2011
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Hesseltine
A demon who lives the hot steamy dungeon of unfortunate schools. Highly assertive, hormonal, and knowledgeable in literature. Feeds off of the fear of it's students and makes them annotate for subtext until they become its minions. If one where to cross it, the Hesseltine stares in the victim's soul and takes it for her spawn.
Student 1: "What you doing?"
Student 2: "Must fine how to be an individual... Must find the subtext."
Student 1: "Oh, that right you have Hesseltine."
Student 2: "Must fine how to be an individual... Must find the subtext."
Student 1: "Oh, that right you have Hesseltine."
Hesseltine by Idon'tknow55 December 20, 2010
Heugelish
Behavior at work that could be deemed "niggerish" however is pulled off by a smooth talking, easy going white individual and leads to career advancement. i.e. (arriving to work late, insulting clients, calling off work when not sick at an exorbitant rate, running through female employees at an exorbitant rate)
Person 1- Wasn't he supposed to be in at 7 today?
Person 2- I believe so.
Person 1- That's downright niggerish right there. He looks half asleep too!
Person 2- I wouldn't use that word.
Person 1- I know I'm still not used to them working in corporate society.
Person 2- No, I just meant you used the wrong word. It's Heugelish. He just got promoted to VP of Marketing
Person 1- My bad, yea that's some Huegelish shit right there.
Person 2- Atta boy.
Person 2- I believe so.
Person 1- That's downright niggerish right there. He looks half asleep too!
Person 2- I wouldn't use that word.
Person 1- I know I'm still not used to them working in corporate society.
Person 2- No, I just meant you used the wrong word. It's Heugelish. He just got promoted to VP of Marketing
Person 1- My bad, yea that's some Huegelish shit right there.
Person 2- Atta boy.
Heugelish by sinistar462 June 13, 2013
Making Friends with herself
Making Friends with herself by Stickky September 29, 2009
Heuvelton
A small town in the middle of nowhere in Northern New York with a school of 600 students and a bridge. It also has a dam. Yes, a dam. Travel to the "outskirts" of town and enjoy the Heuvelton Deli, then travel to the middle of town to enjoy the beautiful view of potheads and empty buildings. About 700 people call this village home. Most live away from the center of town to avoid the gas station rigth near the bridge that gets robbed about 2 times a year. All in all, if you like marching bands and the colors purple and gold, Heuvelton is for you. If not, well, nothing there to really go for... except Canada... yeah, thats like 5 miles away...
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Heuvelton by thisbethetruth September 10, 2010
Hesseltine BS Skills
A set of skills obtained by desperate failing students in English class. Essentially the skill of being able to completely bull shit a question or essay by writing down thoughts and ideas that make no sense but sound deep and profound. Can also be used in order to lengthen a response to a question so that you get a higher grade a result. This skill can be applied in many other classes with varying degrees of success.
Student 1: Oh I got an 60 on that last assignment
Student 2: I wrote the same thing that you did but I got a 100
Student 1: How?
Student 2: I used my Hesseltine BS Skills
Student 2: I wrote the same thing that you did but I got a 100
Student 1: How?
Student 2: I used my Hesseltine BS Skills
Hesseltine BS Skills by Anonymous823489438943 October 30, 2020