The act of spamming a keyboard in a straight way, unlike the gay culture keyboard spam.
Straight person: asipufgaiugfvljdfkjbagipfuhauduguadsydhsgv
person #1: I dunno, that sounds pretty gay
person #2: Oh come on, thats obviously *hetero keyboard spam*
by Bergentruckung January 23, 2021
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