Mormon freak. Hairy as all get out. Has a brown thing hanging out his ass (oh wait that's Slowsay). Yearns for C1. Worthless and unrespected manager. Screeches like a woman and bangs on cubes. Right-wing whacko.
Hermie banged on Slowsay's cube and screeched, "Hey, what's up, man, how 'bout them Rangers. Gay people are evil."
by Ophi April 20, 2005
A very nice girl with a sad backstory who used to be a very good friend to you but now treats you like shit
by LowKey4263 May 30, 2019
by Rod Brock August 1, 2006
A fool's errand. Repeatedly attempting to accomplish the impossible. Refers to the practice of gypsy folk in 13th Century Transylvania who kept having kids in their obsessive desire to have brats with both sets of junk.
Yo. Ain't no way the Trash Panda's going to hook up with T-Bone. That cat's just shooting for a hermie, and should just pack it the fuck in.
by JettFresh October 27, 2018
by DarkDiamond1108 November 5, 2019
A Hermis is a cherished act in which one person spreads jelly or any similar substance in the pubic hair of another person and then licks/eats it off. One who excels at this art is known as a "Hermstar."
Person 1: "I want you to give me a Hermis."
Hermstar: "Gladly, but I only use the finest Hermis jelly."
Hermstar: "Gladly, but I only use the finest Hermis jelly."
by Hermstatic July 18, 2012
Getting whacked off by a girl then proceeding to jizz in a red solo cup as to not get it on the floor. The girl must then drink the jizz out of the cup to hide all remnants of the activity, as well as to watch her guzzle the glory that just came out.
My parents just got new carpet and I didn't want them to know we were fooling around, so I found a red solo cup in the cupboard and made her drink the hermie hurricane.
by Yakob99 June 25, 2013