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Heptagon 

A shape that has 7 sides
If the shapes have 7 sides it's a heptagon
Heptagon by Leamsima March 31, 2019

hentagonal pornography 

Another good couple of words for the actual word of Hentai with a little twist of awkward drawing shapes. Prolly made from bad artists.
Reks~ mmm Hentagonal Pornography is hawt hawt hawt

Jamie~ ...O rly? but seriously it is true
hentagonal pornography by PatBack December 11, 2006

hepagonnosyphillaids 

the combination of hepatitis a, gonnorhea, syphillis, and aids all in one convenient virus
Johnny: OHMIGOD, Paris Hilton is such a whore!
Bill: Yeah, I hear she has hepagonnosyphillaids

Hepagonoherpasyphilaidcrabwartitis 

The all inclusive STD. A combination of hepatitis, gonorrhea, herpes, syphilis, AIDS, crabs, and genital warts.
Eww, don't share a drink with Johnny! You don't wanna catch hepagonoherpasyphilaidcrabwartitis!

hepagonasyphilaids 

Hepagonasyphilaids is a condition in which you have Hepatitis, Gonorrhea, Syphilis, and AIDS.
"Dude, I had sex with Mindi a couple weeks ago and I think I contracted hepagonasyphilaids!"

Hepagonasifalaids 

If there is a person with the std’s herpes, gonaria, siflis, and aids, then the have Hepagonasifalaids. It can also be used to call someone a slut.
You don’t wanna grow up to be a prostitute, because you could contract Hepagonasifalaids.
Hepagonasifalaids by Narutology March 5, 2022
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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