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hen's revenge 

The hex bestowed upon a person after preparing and eating the taboo chicken omelette. The curse is 48 hours of inappropriately timed volcanic assplosions. Fearfully known in Mexico as "pollo y pollo".
Tom: Why isn't Jimmy out tonight?

Andy: He's home on the can with hen's revenge.

Tom: What an ass. Everyone knows you can't mix chicken with its offspring.
hen's revenge by Chef Pablo March 15, 2010

Hen's Teeth 

Hen's teeth means that something is difficult to acquire or come by. This alludes to the fact that Hen's do not grow teeth, that if they did, they would be rare and somewhat sought after. Generally used as a comparison against something?
John needs to understand that popular games on the first day of release are like Hen's teeth.
Hen's Teeth by Bupod July 28, 2011

The Hen's Mustard 

Used colloquially to mean an unnecessary addition of something 'Exciting' to what is already considered a functioning - if boring activity/object/product
"I used to quite like Dave's car, but that spoiler really is the Hen's Mustard"

Hell Hen's

A group of women who love to cause all kinds drama and raise hell as much as they can. They will band together just to follow a single man or group of men and do whatever they can to show their loyalty to them. Like cause drama, talk shit, gossip, and much more....
That group of women in town are the Mayor's hell hen's.
Hell Hen's by Notyourdaddy422 March 30, 2026

Uncle Rumpy's Jager and Fire Hen 

a shot of 1/4 of Jagermeister, 1/4 of Rumple, 1/4 of Hennessy, 1/4 of FIreball
That shot of Uncle Rumpy's Jager and Fire Hen tore my stomach to pieces.

Cackling Hen Society 

When two or more people (usually women) block up an aisle at a store to gossip about the usual crap, resulting in annoying all other customers trying to shop in that particular aisle.
two ladies shopping in the same aisle at their local grocery store:
Lady 1: "You look familiar, is your name Cadance?"
Lady 2: "Yes it is, Oh my god! Heather is that you?"
Lady 1: "Yes!! Oh my god! Its been 5 years! How have you been? How's.. blah, blah, blah....."
Lady 2: "Blah, blah, BLAH, blah..."

A couple turns into the same aisle:
Husband to wife: "Damn it!! looks like the cackling hen society is blocking the f*cking aisle again!"
Cackling Hen Society by Bigworm13 September 9, 2011