hemmotron 

Luke Hemmings's name of penis.

Hey! Nice Hemmotron.

Thanks. Would you like to ride on it?

hemmotron by Kupagownalol January 14, 2018

Hemmoroids 

A mispelling of the word "Hemorrhoids."

This commercial for topical anus jell misspelled the word "Hemorrhoids" as "Hemmoroids." Can't they get their shit together, already? Fuck retards who can't spell a medical word correctly.

Hemmoroids by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

Hemotions 

Guy emotions

Going through hemotions

Hemotions by RedDreams February 20, 2020

hemotions 

Rarely seen man-emotions evoked by triumphs of masculinity or broyalty. External evidence of hemotions include no change in facial expression and a lack of crying.

"Tyler wouldn't admit it or show it to his girlfriend but when Vince fired E. on Entourage, he was feeling serious hemotions."

hemotions by flyinasunbeam March 27, 2009

Hemotions 

When a man shows emotions contrary to his appearance or stature.

Brandon freaked me out with his hemotions. I asked him what was wrong and he said nothing and grimaced at me all day.

Hemotions by Mega dude December 2, 2019

hemotion 

noun| hee • mo • shun

The emotional reaction a male has when he expresses a feeling for which there is no factual basis.

Male A: “Dude, check out the sweet tits on that chick over there!”
Male B: “Nice bro! But uh gross. There’s some lady breastfeeding her baby right next to her. Disgusting!”
Male A: “Dude. That doesn’t make any sense. You gotta check those hemotions.”

hemotion by clevername July 19, 2018

Heamotional 

Expressing Heamotion or Heavy emotions. This is often used to describe an extremely Emo person. It is a very disparaging an insulting term. Rather than to call a person Emo, you call them Heamo because they are acting so outrageous and starved for attention that it requires a much stronger terminology.

Heather was acting very heamotional over the spat with John last night.

Heamotional by The Meal Ticket July 26, 2009