Helpdesk
The infested rectum of a dead camel, where legions of undying techs are forced to provide support to the brainless masses. There only reprive being the mute button and the occasional 'actual' retard calling up providing entertainment
helpdesk
a place where the nhs keeps me.
like a monkey doing tricks with remote support for the brainless masses.
like a monkey doing tricks with remote support for the brainless masses.
me (helpdesk operator): 'ok remote support is now starting'
brainless corporate stooge: oooooh it moves on its own
me: *smashing blunt intrument on face sounds*
brainless corporate stooge: oooooh it moves on its own
me: *smashing blunt intrument on face sounds*
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helpdesk
I don't understand how to operate my computer yet want it to do things that are impossible with the software I'm using. I know! I'll call the Helpdesk and make them do it for me!
helpdesk
A place where teams of people gloss over the glaring inadequacies (mis-spelt) of the company they work for and get paid for it.
helpdesk by dave mason December 17, 2003
Helpdesk
A place where computer and network problems go to live (and never be solved), usually with desks...but very little help.
Don't go down to helpdesk....just Google it
Helpdesk by JacquesGreen220 November 24, 2021
Helpdesk fishing
Were you log a call and assign it to a group not knowing whether it should of gone there in the first place (due to lack of knowledge/total guess). You log the call and cast it into the 2nd line group waiting for a bite (for them to kick up a fuss)...
Hmm just put that call into Cra040 support...wonder if thats the right place..oh well cast away let the helpdesk fishing begin.
Helpdesk fishing by Mazuk June 24, 2009