Hell Train

Certifiably one of the fastest ways to get drunk, fit for the king of darkness himself. Set up six shot glasses filled with your choice of liquor (at least 50 proof), lined up like St. Peter's cross with one on top (3 in a line, 2 on either side between the 1st and 2nd, and 1 balanced on top of the 4 in the center), and whenever your prayers are said, you take each shot back to back with no break (aka "riding" the hell train) and try not to spit it all out even though your insides are probably burning like the 8th circle

David: bruh, how'd Chris get shitfaced so fast? We've only been here 20 minutes
Robby: Oh, he rode the hell train twice, he'll probably pass out soon

by devilintraining April 16, 2015

express train to hell

A common, recurrent and ultimate damnation bestowed upon Stinky Brain by the Wonderschlong for repeatedly making comments such as : "Frangelica is monk spooge that is collected by altar boys" and "Why don't you take a dump on that church?" syn. = hell express.

yuuper1: Ever think about fucking a nun?
yuuper2: Dude, you are on the front seat of the express train to hell for thinking that!

by Stinky Brain December 26, 2003

Hellbrain

Off-beat, impulsive, or intrusive thoughts. Used to describe when telling them to others.

Magnus: I looked at a kid and Hellbrain said "children are bitesized," and I don't know what that means.

by FireElegy September 23, 2018

Hellgraine

A migraine from hell. A migraine that is particularly bad even for a migraine.

I woke up with a migraine and it only got worse throughout the day. Now I can't sleep thanks to this hellgraine.

by Lefty Power 123 August 4, 2019