An under-aged party in which the host of said party has no control over its guests, and the house is completely trashed. This party rages for as long as it wants, and the police are never called. All assortments of drinks are there, and there is no lack of creativity in ways of trashing the house during this fest.
Yo, there's a Helleger tonight at 314 West street. Let's go, get wasted and spread marinara sauce on the cabinets!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.