Helen of Troy Share definition Flag Someone who leaves their husband/boyfriend just to cause a big big fuss. Dude, Janice left me for Ted, then i had to kill a bunch of dudes to get her back. What a Helen of Troy. Helen of Troy by XxjkjayxX March 18, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Helen of Troy mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch