Hee Seop Choi

A young first baseman for the Los Angeles Dodgers who has tremendous power and plate discipline, but for some reason cannot seem to get adequate playing time. He is often the target of racial slurs due to his Korean heritage. Is tied for the record of HRs in a three-game series with 6. Hit a three-run HR off Dan Wheeler to help defeat the United States in the 2006 World Baseball Classic. Was traded by the Cubs for Derrek Lee.

Hee Seop Choi homered six times in the three-game series. The person who mocked Hee Seop Choi's sexuality is probably a racist.

Hee Seop Choi by xianb April 18, 2006

Hee Seop Choi

A 6'5" waste of money who will send the Dodgers into last place.

The inability to get onto the base paths, whether in an actual baseball game or on the proverbial diamond of the opposite sex.

Who's that big korean stiff who just struck out with the bases loaded AGAIN? Oh! It's Hee Seop Choi!

You couldn't even get to first base with that chick? Damn. You Hee Seop'd another one.

Hee Seop Choi by Doctor Tor Coolguy April 17, 2005

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004