Hector Kapitonov

Very nice guy playing for the Krefeld pinguine. RW #66. Scores very often and always wins. He is the best and loved by everyone.

He is like Hector Kapitonov, he wins every game he plays.

Hector Kapitonov by Flyingdutchmanezpz February 15, 2022

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Hector Kapitonov

Hector Kapitonov is also really smart and is a hot Russian male. (big dick). He speaks Russian, Dutch and German.

OMG, he looks like Hector Kapitonov. SO HOT!!!!

Hector Kapitonov by Flyingdutchmanezpz February 15, 2022

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hector kapitinov

A person that is super good in ice hockey and always wins. He also has a very small pipi but still does anal with his homies. People also say he has a hot sister.

I am as good at Ice hockey as Hector Kapitinov

hector kapitinov by SUSSYSUSSYFORTNITEBALLS February 14, 2022

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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