Skip to main content

Heckin chonker 

Heckin chonker refers to someone morbidly obese, chonker refers to chonk, which refers to chunk, which refers to a chunk of fat. Heckin is the verb for heck, a word used to express amazement or disappointment depending on the context.
“That new kid jimmy is a real heckin chonker, I bet he sits around eating junk all day.”

heckin Chonker 

1. Usually used to describe an overweight animal with the intention of mocking the owner for not keeping their pet healthy.
2. Can be also used ironically to oppose the critique and to remind others that there are bigger problems then overfeeding a pet even in the animal abuse category.

3. Can also be used to mock these animal abuse apologists (2) for being morons critizizing something that isn't wrong in its nature.
person 1: Hey dude, you wanna go out with me?
person 2: Not really, sorry bro
person 1: Why not?
person 2: You're a heckin chonker
heckin Chonker by IonDust June 7, 2020

Heckin CHONKER 

"That good boi is a heckin chonker."
"That heckin chonker loves nugs."
Heckin CHONKER by VNova December 4, 2019

heccin chonker 

Another term for a fat animal
person 1: “hey look it’s a heccin chonker!”
person 2: “wow he’s so fat”

Hekkin CHONKER 

A very hekkin big boi
He's a Hekkin CHONKER
Hekkin CHONKER by Orangewater4902 January 26, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026