Heathblow

When you welcome someone to London with a filthy, passport-stamping, turbulence-inducing blowjob so aggressive it could knock over a baggage trolley.
Extra points if it happens in the arrivals car park or smells faintly of airplane curry.

“Picked up Priya from Terminal 4, gave her a proper Heathblow before we even hit the M4.”

by HorseCoq August 11, 2025