headphoning 

verb. When a person puts their headphones on and pretends to be listening to music, when in reality they are listening to the conversation around them. This is done for the headphoners benefit. You can find out all sorts of interesting information previously unavailable..

I headphone when at the nurse's office when people are getting weighed, talking about their problems, and also at my Mom's church meetings..

headphoning by SuperSize September 1, 2005

Headphoning 

When someone rests their head between two asses, preferably having each ear as close to the asshole as possible. It’s done mainly to make a point that you don’t want to listen to anyone or anything else, and would rather have two people fart in your ear instead.

The music in this place absolutely sucks. Hey, you two, get over here. I can’t listen to this shit anymore, I’d rather be headphoning.

Headphoning by TheRiz May 6, 2018

Headphoning 

When you always have headphones in, so you can´t hear what other people are saying, unless you want join the conversation.

Mike:"Shawn what do you think about the game last night?"
Shawn:" I think it was great, what about you Kyle?"
*Kyle is a shit, and cant hear because he is wearing headphones
Mike:" What a typical Kyle, always Headphoning"

Headphoning by Bobby Nikkaram October 3, 2019

Headstoning 

The ye olde family tradition of visiting various grave sites usually of recently dead family members. In extreme cases, visiting dead family members that have been dead for centuries. Could also mean perusing the headstones of random people and usually involves making fun of their names or the flower selection of the month.

"Oh no not again! Dad, this is the third time this month we've gone headstoning!"

"That cemetery down the road has the greatest opportunity for headstoning with over five acres of prime headstoning real estate!"

"Assden! Makerberry! Yeaste! These names are too funny!"

"These yellow and pink carnations are too gay for an outdoorsman like Peter was."

Headstoning by Clint Walker June 24, 2008

headphonegirl

Cool and calm . Never bother her or else u are bothered. Literally hates people . Love for headphone is 24/7 . Loves art & music . Hobies are painting n singing but people might not lnow abt this . Does absolutely nothing which has efforts . Always a sleepyhead and is lost in her own land

U r just a headphonegirl if u know it ??

headphonegirl by Ketan dravid June 1, 2019