Truly a debonair individual, a Hava is characterized not only by incredible sideburns, but also by the Edwardian charm that accompanies them. Accomplished in many
art forms, a Hava
will often be
seen painting exquisite formations while nodding genuinely to trumpets, most likely with spirits of the twist-
top variety as an accompaniment. Havas are pleased by muffins, slow claps, and activities native to the British Empire, and are additionally and exceptionally thrilled by cats of the long variety. Havas are displeased by excessive and brutish displays of bro-hood
yet will happily create venomously eloquent barrages of impressive vocabulary to confuse said plebes, taking special delight in their faulty use of the double negative. Thrilled by the worlds of science and antiquity, a Hava is at once immersed in both the past and the
future, while retaining a present rife with wit and all forms of
poetry. Havas come equipped with a Shakespearean turn of phrase for every occasion.
“Holy
shit, a bro stampede! I wish I had a Hava handy to obliterate these fools!”
“Egad, is that a genuine 18th century pocket watch? How delightfully Hava.”
"The way you'
re spreading that hot
mustard is incorrigible, could you be any more Hava?"