Haunted Past

When a male (or female) has experienced a traumatic event in his or her past, usually fabricated to woo the opposite sex and gain sympathy points. The haunted past may be as crazy as one might imagine, yet believable enough to set an impression.

Guy 1: Guess who's a broken man?
Guy 1 and Guy 2: Haunted Past!
Guy 2: Bingo.

Haunted Past by the wedding crasher April 11, 2011

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Haunted Past

Guy 1: Guess who's a broken man?
Guy 1 and Guy 2: Haunted Past!
Guy 2: Bingo.

Haunted Past by The Wedding Crasher April 29, 2011

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Haunted by your past

The feeling of pain when ever you see that thing/person that never goes away you can’t ask everyone to not talk about because that thing is still apart of there life

The definition or defined word of haunted by your past is horrible don’t do stupid shit.
I hurt her and now I can’t stop see her every were I go.
Another word like this is guilt it eats you up inside.

Haunted by your past by Nooooo your not perfect August 20, 2022

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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