Hasal 

segsey mans and makes the women incredibly moist: wetter than a shower most will say, and some wetter than angle falls . His dick is also rumored to be bigger than the titanic (some . Hasal is a typically smart strong and sexy and has a humongous dick but is loyal and trusts in others and is a lovely person to be with they care for you but might be slightly hung over but hes a good bloke u can fuck with. His character trait is to have 20 bitches and hoes on his dick .

that cock is massive must belong to hasal

Hasal by jesuschristoursaviour June 24, 2021

Halalify 

To make proper or ritually pure or eat food conforming to dietary Islamic laws.

Some food industries don't halalify meat

Halalify by Abdi Mahad October 20, 2012

Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal 

The iconic Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal is a common staple of Penn State dining. Everyday, cheerful students walk in one of many of Penn State's commons and come out grim-faced. That's when you know they were grilled chicken thigh halaled. Why? It is not only obsessively re-served over other foods that dining knows students enjoy far more over the poor chickens which probably were not even slaughtered halal-style, it also just does not taste good. Eating cardboard with salt and pepper is more preferable to Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal.

The Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal is a perfect example of one man's trash, another man's trash. To feed the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal to anyone is essentially the equivalent of wishing them a terrible life.

If you see the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal, run, and keep your mouth closed. Before you know it, you have a giant chicken thigh inside your throat.

Freshman: "What the hell is this sad compostable pile of shit?"
Senior: "Oh, that's the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal. We don't talk about the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal."
Freshman: "Why do they serve it?"
Senior: "Beats me. I'm not gonna miss it when I graduate."

Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal by Lexatic September 23, 2020

halal 

a far more amusing and original way of saying
allow. Used mainly among the white population of South London.

Person 1: That man is too fat to fit into the roller coaster, even with 3 people trying to push him into the car, lets laugh.

Person 2 (sympathizing with the fat man): .............Halal.............

halal by ka-jay-jay August 18, 2008

So not halal mode 

A term used to describe a usually inappropriate action

Ben Dover: Bro, did you see Emily’s new bikini picture, it’s so hot dude ong 🥵🥵
Joe: Hey, that’s so not halal mode. Let’s keep it halal from here on

So not halal mode by Demarcuscousinsthethird December 17, 2021

Erling Haaland 

Erling Haaland is a very skilled and funny Norwegian footballer who was born in England.

Interviewer: "What's you secret? You scored 10 times in the champions league."
Erling Haaland: "Umm, hArd WorK. "

Erling Haaland by Wtf is that?? August 3, 2021

Sooooooooo not halal mode 

When something is not halal

What it has wine thaths sooooooooo not halal mode

Sooooooooo not halal mode by Jtp September 1, 2021