Harthur

Some bitchboy who’s neutral consists solely of nair and clips always drop.

Guy 1: “That guy plays like such a Harthur”
Harthur: “Shut the fuck up you daft cunt”

Harthur by Chvr May 16, 2021

Hartpury Hero 

Someone who thinks they are God because they are "hard" enough to walk around constantly in a top man shirt, shorts and flip flops even if its -5 outside, usualy around Hartpury College Campus

Look at those hartpury heroes, what douchers

Hartpury Hero by flipflopgod October 6, 2010

Hartpury College

In the middle of nowhere, it is an agricultural/equine/sports/animal college catering for diplomas through to masters degrees.

It is known for its stereotypical "horsey types" featuring fleshtone jodhpurs and rugby stars commonly thought to have balls bigger than brains - this is why they wear cups as any damage could prove fatal. Also noted are the wide variety of characters that make up the teaching staff and speedfreak bus drivers who seem to demonstrate very little knowledge of how to deal with the campuses mountain-resembling speed bumps.

Bar's not bad though, good sofas, ove the paninis.

One lecturer at Hartpury College specialising in parasitology is noted as being in short supply due to his stature, resultantly there are those who think little of him.

There are a distinct lack of straight male equine students, others are known to have a certain "intimate" relationship with their horses.

Yet other students have been duly warned with regard to their conduct:
"Students have been caught swimming in the Campus Lake. This is an extremely dangerous pastime, particularly when under the influence of alcohol, and must stop immediately."

Hartpury College by fred cb hannah April 25, 2009

Drake Harthun 

A rather stubby male, composed with a head of firey lava.

Did you hear about that volcano eruption in Hawaii?. "Yes, it was almost like Drake Harthun's hair."

Drake Harthun by THrutkay June 1, 2010

Hartpury Equine Girls 

Hartpury Equine Girls come in 3 types...

The first are the posh, snobby, designer branded bitches who call mummy and daddy at the slightest problem and demand to take your chinese. they go through their 20 grand horses like primark thongs in summer. they have an undenying obsession with schoffel agris, when rly they are just after their fat trust fund. It is very easy to spot theses girls because they have there horses liveried in the most luxurious barns going at hartpury.

The Second type of Hartpury Equine Girls are the smart sucks ups who have a normal style without that posh twat look... These girls are very rare as they only come out of there blocks in a fire drill... Theses girls are fucking lunatics that should stay away from the drink unless u want to be traumatized by their psychotic mind and do not take any bullshit or fuck around with the Agri or Rugby wannabe twats...

At last but not least the third type... Theses girls are lazy as fuck ! & thick as constipation. they are just pure attention seekers with no fashion sense eg. yellow thongs under primark black leggings. they are the biggest idiots going and would ask for help on how to take shit from a stable at the end of the year because of there lazy fucking asses. When given help these girls look at u with a glum in the face then waddle (to waste time) to another unsuspecting victim. May all the Gods help these victims of the stupidity.

Hartpury Equine Girls- girls who are either snobby bitches, crazy kittens or lazy arses

Hartpury Equine Girls by tree-hugger123 April 27, 2021

Keyton harthun 

the placing of one man's nutsack into another man's butthole

The mans nutsack was sore from keyton harthuning it.

Keyton harthun by Mason Allens November 25, 2011

Hartpury Aggies 

A group of immature tweed wearing, self obsessed, pig stinking guys who have had more intimate relationships with livestock and each other than woman.

hartpury aggies- guys who don't know how to treat woman

Hartpury Aggies by Gayasfuck November 15, 2012