Harry Scotter

A penis (size doesn't matter) that has surpassed the expiration date. Usually pretty dank and smelly, and always extremely hairy. Usually worn by old men.

Dude, I was in the changing room and this fat old man had a disgusting harry scotter.

by dieselnator June 22, 2009

harry snotter

When you have a runny nose and use your snot and fingers to play with a females clitoris without her knowledge, then placing your fingers in said females mouth to re-lube for more clitoris diddling action. This is all done AFTER using your tongue, never use if you plan to keep using your tongue. Sex afterwards is mandatory though.

So I gave this bitch a Harry Snotter last night and she told me how much she loooooves the taste of her own juices.

by Sir Harry Snotter July 15, 2011

Harry Spotter

Woman with a furry muff that's beginning her period.

Hey I think I should shave my muff. I think my period started. I don't want to be a Harry Spotter.......

by Dick A Beaver June 8, 2017