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barrington middle school

this school in your local neighborhood lithia that is very very very cool. we get in a lot of fights by pulling each others shirts off or dragging each other by the hair. theres a lot of drama and several groups named for no reason. we love to bring Dunkin donuts to our school and talk crap behind peoples backs. we also love to break things in the bathrooms and classrooms. and most importantly build a line of gum outside on the track and make tik toks
barrington is so cool.
barrington middle school is so lit.

barrington middle school

bms is home to some of the fakest white people you will ever meet. most people only stay friends with each other to get invited to parties. all of our teachers ditch us and the assistant principals always are up your crotch. girls smear their period blood all over the toilets and write in green sharpie on the walls. people light the toilet paper on fire and 8th graders always date down. there is always one friend group that is the most popular but they are all so fake to each other. MMR is a complete slut. since the school is inside fishhawk you would think it would be a nice school but its like a dump. there is also guys with fake teeth
Gosh im so glad i dont go to barrington middle school.

Barrington Middle School

This school is filled with gays and wannabes. Mainly either trying to be country or trying to be ghetto. Mainly filled with nic addicted idiots that only drink peace tea

Barrington Station Middle School 

Barrington Middle School is a crappy middle school with over 1,000 kids, most of them being fuckboys. You can always find at least 5 juul pods in every bathroom every time you walk in. The cops are constantly showing up in the front of the school and everyone is high af. People always get beat up and nobody gives a shit if you get beat up in this hellhole.
I go to Barrington Station Middle School where I am always high on drugs and I constantly get beat up.
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026