thomicfee's definitions

fatception

Two equally obese individuals trying to figure out which one of them is fattest. This argument will go on until one of them dies or loses weight, or until a black hole eventually forms (due to the paradox).

(Person 1: You're fatter!
Person 2: No, you're fatter!)
A fatception paradox occurs. Repeat above x∞

by thomicfee March 3, 2023

hackocrite

A person who hacks in an online game but accuses others of hacking whenever he dies.

Hacker: This kid's hacking! He's so bad! He just shot me across the map!
Innocent player: You're such a hackocrite.

by thomicfee March 3, 2023

funvulture

A person who goes out of their way to stop you from having a fun time (usually in an online game).

Person 1: Dude, some guy just killed me and stole my car.
Person 2: That's fine. There's another one.
Person 1: He just killed me again! He already had a car!
Person 2: What a funvulture.

by thomicfee March 3, 2023