A word to describe someone who pleases women at the expense of his masculinity. He will often be called gay, but that doesn't phase him as long as he gets attention. Hardware store is along the same lines as tool, tool bag, and tool shed, but to a much greater extreme.
The term hardware store within itself has two separate degrees of toolness. First is Home Depot, which is basically your average hardware store advertising how much wood it as. The second is known as Hechinger. Yes, Hechinger went out of business six years ago, but because it went out of business, women can walk right in and take whatever they desire. There is absolutely no hesitation.
The term hardware store within itself has two separate degrees of toolness. First is Home Depot, which is basically your average hardware store advertising how much wood it as. The second is known as Hechinger. Yes, Hechinger went out of business six years ago, but because it went out of business, women can walk right in and take whatever they desire. There is absolutely no hesitation.
Suzie: "Billy told me he dreams about penises. I laughed so hard and really wanted to have sex with him."
Jimmy: "Now, now, Suzie. Billy is clearly a hardware store."
Jimmy: "Now, now, Suzie. Billy is clearly a hardware store."
by Gary P April 10, 2006
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"That kid who always asks the same questions in class such a tool"
"Yea, he's such a hardware store"
"That kid who always asks the same questions in class such a tool"
"Yea, he's such a hardware store"
by The Butcher36 February 9, 2007
Get the hardware store mug.a bunch of annoying little girls who wear short shorts and little tank tops, even in the middle of winter. they're like 12 and 13 years old, but pretend that they're 16, even though they scream like they're 10. they follow around a cute boy, typically an aidan who isn't exactly zac efron to the general population but he is to that one awesome girl who hates the hardware store. they love spreading rumors about the girl to get him angry at her and so that they can have him all to themselves. they are called a "hardware store" because they are all tools and there are many of them.
awesome girl:"the hardware store spread another rumor about me."
awesome girl's friend: "why dont we go beat them up?"
awesome girl's friend: "why dont we go beat them up?"
by thecheezwoman6 August 9, 2012
Get the hardware store mug.by John C. Peterson January 3, 2008
Get the hardware store mug.The most extreme instance of toolishness. This person cannot be anymore of a loser - they are being extremely used by other people or society without even knowing it.
John: Ashley used to like white wine but switched to red because she saw cool people drinking it.
Joe: What a hardware store! Ashley is such a Home Depot you could fix your house just by talking to her.
Joe: What a hardware store! Ashley is such a Home Depot you could fix your house just by talking to her.
by g best man December 9, 2008
Get the hardware store mug.Dude, I saw this guy pretending to give a homeless guy a stack of hundreds, but then he fucking dabbed on him and walked away, what a fucking Hardware Store.
by Arandomboi June 14, 2018
Get the Hardware Store mug.A store that is usually owned by a family that depends on suppliers such as Orgill, Midwest fasteners, to sell merchandise they usually sell Hand Tools, Weed Eaters, Nuts and Bolts, Pex tubing, PVC Pipe, Brass Fittings, Electrical Supplies, Water Hoses, Paint. Some rural small town Mom and Pop Hardware Stores will Sell Small Engine Parts, Fishing rods, Night Crawlers Knives.
Some have services such as Small Engine and Power Equipment Repair, Cutting Keys, Filling Propane Cylinders,
And tasks by employees are Sweeping Floors Organizing Nuts and Bolts, Assembling Mail Boxes, Cutting Keys, Helping Customers, Stocking Shelves, Assembling Wheel Barrows. Some sell major brands like Echo Outdoor Power Equipment, Cub Cadet, Dewalt, Midwest Fasteners, Eveready Batteries, Exmark Mowers, GE lightbulbs, Victorinox, Kohler products such as their Engines and Faucets, Sabic Lexan, Black And Decker, Shark Bite fittings, Yella-Wood, Kwickset and Master lock. Customer service is usually better at mom and pop hardware stores. And Employees are generally treated better than at large corporate retailers like Lowe's or Home Depot. Customers Prefer Hardware Stores Over Larger Big Box Stores. And some have hard to find items.
Some have services such as Small Engine and Power Equipment Repair, Cutting Keys, Filling Propane Cylinders,
And tasks by employees are Sweeping Floors Organizing Nuts and Bolts, Assembling Mail Boxes, Cutting Keys, Helping Customers, Stocking Shelves, Assembling Wheel Barrows. Some sell major brands like Echo Outdoor Power Equipment, Cub Cadet, Dewalt, Midwest Fasteners, Eveready Batteries, Exmark Mowers, GE lightbulbs, Victorinox, Kohler products such as their Engines and Faucets, Sabic Lexan, Black And Decker, Shark Bite fittings, Yella-Wood, Kwickset and Master lock. Customer service is usually better at mom and pop hardware stores. And Employees are generally treated better than at large corporate retailers like Lowe's or Home Depot. Customers Prefer Hardware Stores Over Larger Big Box Stores. And some have hard to find items.
by Will700 December 21, 2023
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