Hardley Davidson

Typically known as a Harley Davidson.

Hardley worth the money
Hardley any power
Hardley any performance
Hardley reliable
Hardley safe
Hardley even made in the USA
Hardley even compares to another bike in its class.
Hardley any respect outside of other Hardley riders.

After I left the Hardley Davidson dealership I realized I got ripped off but at least it will look nice in front of the bar with the rest of them. Some day I will use my head and buy a helmet and a real motorcycle.

by Mommy Dearest March 12, 2009

Hardley Davidson

Any "knock off" Harley look alike.

I bought me a Hardley Davidson to save some ca-ching...

by Byteme97 October 13, 2003

Harley Davidson

The most effective way to turn gasoline into noise without producing any horsepower

Wow that Harley Davidson is as loud as a semi, too bad it doesn't have the horsepower to get itself up that hill!

by CrotchRocketer May 29, 2009

the Harley Davidson

whilst your partner is on all fours, you insert your thumb into their starfish. Once this is done, you rotate your wrist in a manor which resembles the throttle of a Harley Davidson motorcycle.

So I was banging this chick doggy style last night, and she gushed great volumes when I gave her the Harley Davidson

by JAFCO December 14, 2011

Harley Davidson

The most effective machine at turning gas into noise without the side effect of horsepower.

"You hear how loud that Harley Davidson was?"

"So? It's slow, heavy, and can't turn or brake"

by Sondebeech April 15, 2010

Harley Davidson

A person who makes a lot of racket but does not go anywhere. Someone who thinks they are cool but are actually quite sad. Named after the Harley Davidson motorcycle because they make a bunch of racket and don't go anywhere, and often the people that ride Harley Davidson's think they are cool but are actually quite sad, and they have serious homosexuality issues.

Dude 1: Jimmy says his band has a record deal with EMI.
Dude 2: Ya whatever! Jimmy still lives at home with his Mom! What a Harley Davidson!

by docktergonzo May 8, 2009

harley davidson

Once a great bike that was ridden by the baddest of the bad asses but has evolved into being the 2 wheeled sofas of RUB’s.

If you want something with a radio, GPS, a heater, cruise control and back support you should buy a sedan, not a Harley Davidson.

by Mr Wall July 13, 2006