Hard candy

Literal rocks

Oi, I broke my teeth while eating some hard candy the other night !

by ReallyRealDoctor January 09, 2020

Hard candy

Doesn't seem as tough as nails.

Guy 1- You think you're hard candy the way you were eyeballin me don't you?
Guy 2- I think I'm hard candy?

by Solid Mantis March 21, 2018

hard candy

hard candy

Hard candy dripping on me 'til my feet are wet

by November 04, 2020

hard candy

Internet slang for an under-age girl.

Pedo - "Wow, dude! I met some fit hard candy on the chatroom last night!"

by boinus June 11, 2006

Hard Candy

1.) An underage girl between the ages of 12 and 16 who is attractive to older men.

2.) The one Counting Crows album where singer Adam Duritz doesn't seep extremely depressed.

1.) Theres some great hard candy at the middle school over there.

2.) Counting Crows Fan: Last night I was so happy, I was listening to the album "Hard Candy" by Counting Crows!

Other Guy: Isn't that the band with that depressed guy with dreads who sings that song about his penis "Mr. Jones?"

by dfhjsdfsui April 04, 2010

Hard Candy

An underage girl aged 12 to 16 who is attractive. When she turns 16: It's legal to date her as an adult.

Yvette turns 16, so she goes from hard candy to CANDY!

by Dahlan December 30, 2008

hard candy

An erect penis. Called "candy" because bitches like to suck on it as if it were candy.

"Suck on this hard candy bitch!"

by IceWarm December 25, 2004