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Hard Problem of Parapsychology

The field's foundational crisis: The apparent incompatibility of psi phenomena (telepathy, precognition, psychokinesis) with the causal, local, and time-asymmetric framework of known physics. Even if statistical anomalies in experiments exist, the hard problem is constructing a mechanism that doesn't unravel fundamental physics. How does information travel without energy (telepathy)? How does an effect precede its cause (precognition)? How does mind influence matter without force (psychokinesis)? The phenomena, if real, aren't just unexplained; they seem to require a revolution that overthrows locality, causality, or conservation laws.
Example: A precognition experiment where someone's nervous system reacts to a randomly selected emotional image seconds before the computer selects it. The hard problem: The information (the future image) has to travel backwards in time to affect the person's physiology. This isn't a "subtle energy" or "unknown field" problem. It's a violation of temporal causality, the principle that cause comes before effect. Any genuine psi phenomenon presents not just a new force to discover, but a fundamental rewrite of the physics textbook's first chapters. Hard Problem of Parapsychology.
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Hard Problem of Parapsychology

The field's core, frustrating dilemma: how to produce statistically significant, repeatable results for phenomena (telepathy, remote viewing) that are purported to be subtle, spontaneous, and influenced by consciousness itself—including the consciousness of the skeptical experimenter. The "hard problem" is designing an experiment that is both rigorously controlled (to prevent fraud) and sufficiently open/non-threatening to allow the purported "psi" effect to occur. It's the science of the maybe, perpetually on the edge of a breakthrough that never solidifies.
Example: "The parapsychology lab's best results came from relaxed, believing participants and experimenters. When skeptical replicators used the same protocol but with an attitude of disdain, the effect vanished. The hard problem: is psi real but 'shy,' or is the data just measuring the experimenter's own bias and the participant's desire to please?" Hard Problem of Parapsychology

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of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026