1. The most efficient
n00b detector ever invented.
2. A hardware component within the
computer used for (hopefully) permanent storage.
3. N00bish slang for the box that contains the hardware components.
1. "Yes, I formatted it. Now what? Uh,
huh. Uh, huh. Um, what's a backup?"
2. There is no quicker way to explain what a useless duh-
weeb you are, than to call the tower or desktop unit the "
hard drive", regardless how many times you've been told that it isn't. It's no wonder tech support can't understand what you're telling them.
3. "No, it's not Fat or Inty-Effess. It's a Dell, dude!"