Hard Candy

1.) An underage girl between the ages of 12 and 16 who is attractive to older men.

2.) The one Counting Crows album where singer Adam Duritz doesn't seep extremely depressed.

1.) Theres some great hard candy at the middle school over there.

2.) Counting Crows Fan: Last night I was so happy, I was listening to the album "Hard Candy" by Counting Crows!

Other Guy: Isn't that the band with that depressed guy with dreads who sings that song about his penis "Mr. Jones?"

by dfhjsdfsui April 4, 2010

Hard Candy

An underage girl aged 12 to 16 who is attractive. When she turns 16: It's legal to date her as an adult.

Yvette turns 16, so she goes from hard candy to CANDY!

by Dahlan January 1, 2009

hard candy

hard candy

Hard candy dripping on me 'til my feet are wet

by anonymous November 4, 2020

hard candy

Internet slang for an under-age girl.

Pedo - "Wow, dude! I met some fit hard candy on the chatroom last night!"

by boinus June 12, 2006

Hard candy

Literal rocks

Oi, I broke my teeth while eating some hard candy the other night !

by ReallyRealDoctor January 9, 2020

hard candy

An erect penis. Called "candy" because bitches like to suck on it as if it were candy.

"Suck on this hard candy bitch!"

by IceWarm December 24, 2004

hard-candying

From the movie 'Hard Candy' starring Ellen Page.

When a character displays pedophiliac tendencies within a movie or book.

"Dude, that guy is SO hard-candying over that girl right now."
"She is hard-candying all over that movie!"

by Beautiful Soul November 6, 2013