Happy as a monkey fried in clarts Share definition Flag Someone who's really miserable or pissed of, clarts is a word for a wet mud. He's as Happy as a monkey fried in clarts ain't he. Happy as a monkey fried in clarts by Firesword101 April 7, 2025 0 0 Get merch Get the Happy as a monkey fried in clarts mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch
