An incompetent person who is unable to accomplish anything in life, so he/she decided to select the hardest option possible and put in as minimal effort in supporting those around them, ultimately becoming the bane of everyone's existence due to their sheer obliviousness to how much they suck at life.
by Confooshus October 16, 2017
A Hanzo Main is an incompetent toxic 12 year old who mains Hanzo in Overwatch who dosent like teamwork but enjoys blaming the team for other losses or their death. And is the reason overwatch is dying.
Mercy: *does perfectly fine, but gets no protection and dies*
Hanzo Main: OMFG MERCY U TRASH KYS DUMB BITCH SWITCH NOW SO I CAN CARRY THIS BOT TEAM!!
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Game: Loss
Hanzo Main: OMG THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT ESPECIALLY YOU MERCY YOU WHY WERE YOU HEALING OTHER PEOPLE!!
*sad hanzo 3 bronze kill noises*
Hanzo Main: OMFG MERCY U TRASH KYS DUMB BITCH SWITCH NOW SO I CAN CARRY THIS BOT TEAM!!
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Game: Loss
Hanzo Main: OMG THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT ESPECIALLY YOU MERCY YOU WHY WERE YOU HEALING OTHER PEOPLE!!
*sad hanzo 3 bronze kill noises*
by i want a pet winston :((( October 21, 2019
Delusional, you are truly delusional if you play this character and no one else. Please uninstall the app if you main Hanzo, I'm begging you
by GayNoodle101 January 10, 2021
1. Someone whose preferred character in Overwatch is Hanzo (Literal)
2. Someone who plays Hanzo almost exclusively, even when the situation doesn’t can for his use. (Derogatory Literal)
3. Anyone in a team based multiplayer game who exhibits one or more of the following qualities:
A: Refusal to play anything other than a specific preferred character, even if they are genuinely terrible at that character. (2 kills, 3 assists, and 14 deaths in a 20 minute game.)
B: Total unwillingness to play the objective, instead focusing on showing off and getting kills.
C: Abuses poorly designed and improperly balances tools in their kits to get underserved kills.
D: Being a weeb.
E: Shifts blame to innocent bystanders whenever a terrible plan of theirs fails. (Why weren’t you healing me?!)
F: Incredulous to any claims that they are in the wrong.
G: General dickishness.
H: Inflated sense of self importance.
I: Impressively bad aim.
J: Incel.
K: Pulls the “I’m having fun” card whenever they are called out.
L: Simultaneously whines whenever anybody isn’t living up to their unmeetable standards.
2. Someone who plays Hanzo almost exclusively, even when the situation doesn’t can for his use. (Derogatory Literal)
3. Anyone in a team based multiplayer game who exhibits one or more of the following qualities:
A: Refusal to play anything other than a specific preferred character, even if they are genuinely terrible at that character. (2 kills, 3 assists, and 14 deaths in a 20 minute game.)
B: Total unwillingness to play the objective, instead focusing on showing off and getting kills.
C: Abuses poorly designed and improperly balances tools in their kits to get underserved kills.
D: Being a weeb.
E: Shifts blame to innocent bystanders whenever a terrible plan of theirs fails. (Why weren’t you healing me?!)
F: Incredulous to any claims that they are in the wrong.
G: General dickishness.
H: Inflated sense of self importance.
I: Impressively bad aim.
J: Incel.
K: Pulls the “I’m having fun” card whenever they are called out.
L: Simultaneously whines whenever anybody isn’t living up to their unmeetable standards.
Hanzo main: This team is fucking garbage.
1st Reasonable individual: How did you die 23 times in 20 minutes you fucking idiot?
2nd Reasonable individual, checking player profile: How are you this bad at a character you have over 700 hours on?
HM: Oh my god, shut up dude, I’m just having fun, I’m not bothering you.
1st: Yes you are you dipshit. You were feeding the other team the entire game.
3rd reasonable individual who is on the other team: Yeah, dude, you were high-key throwing. I genuinely thought you were a bot for the first few minutes.
HM: All of you are fucking garbage. Enjoy your report. I’m out of here.
3rd: What a fucking tool.
2nd: Damned Hanzo mains.
1st Reasonable individual: How did you die 23 times in 20 minutes you fucking idiot?
2nd Reasonable individual, checking player profile: How are you this bad at a character you have over 700 hours on?
HM: Oh my god, shut up dude, I’m just having fun, I’m not bothering you.
1st: Yes you are you dipshit. You were feeding the other team the entire game.
3rd reasonable individual who is on the other team: Yeah, dude, you were high-key throwing. I genuinely thought you were a bot for the first few minutes.
HM: All of you are fucking garbage. Enjoy your report. I’m out of here.
3rd: What a fucking tool.
2nd: Damned Hanzo mains.
by Krabbo December 26, 2022
An Overwatch player who refuses to pick any hero other than Hanzo. These players are hated by the community and are seen as toxic. Most Hanzo mains are really bad at the game, they act like that because they have no friends and none of their family members care about them, so they lash out on people online because there are no repercussions to their actions.
by 10quid January 04, 2017
You fucking hanzo main
by Donkeywank April 07, 2019
1: A salty 11 year old that thinks he is good and everyone else is bad.
2: Someone who picks a useless hero and losses the match and blames everyone else and calling them bad when he had 67 deaths and no kills.
2: Someone who picks a useless hero and losses the match and blames everyone else and calling them bad when he had 67 deaths and no kills.
by Shelfdeck March 04, 2019