Hank

one who is very hairy

by Anonymous May 23, 2003

Hank

A black nigga that got a white boy name that beat on his kids

Man that nigga a Hank

by Frisha February 6, 2019

Hank

Term used to describe someone who is a useless attention whore.
Generally a broke, friendless, insecure, overly sensitive idiot.
Douchebag.
Small dick

Don't be a fookin' Hank.
Didja see that clown being a Hank?
Ignore him, he's a goddamn Hank.
Sheila said her date had a Hank (tiny dick) and her girlfriends laughed.

by HanksGhost November 21, 2008

Hank

A random dude, usually a jock or meathead.

I went to the Dave Matthews Band show last night and there were Hanks in fuckin' Abercrombie everywhere. I vomited in terror.

by The One True Definition of Hank June 9, 2003

Hank

(v) to bite, ferociously, as if to draw blood

Dude 1: Dude, I totally hanked her when we were hooking up.
Dude 2: How bad is it?
Dude 1: She's still bleeding.
Dude 2: Dang, dude, you really did hank her bad.

by Triple M Threat November 4, 2005

Hank

Hank is a random , funny guy, that is obbsessed with his new camrea cell phone. hank did it (lol timothy)

hank memorizes all the foods, and sodas i grediants to make sure none have yellow five in them (lol you know whta that does guys)

by akina January 22, 2004

Hank

Oficial first name of a certain piece of poo featured in South Park. Also called Hankey, or Mr. Hankey

"Howdy Hooooooo!"

by dominikandemon May 14, 2003