Hanis Polo 

A homosexual game based on polo where the objective is to hit the opponents balls with one's stick. In this version the sticks are replaced with penii and the balls testicles. The object is similar to the hand game known as "slaps" where the object is to test your penile reflexes. Typically the winner receives a handjob from the loser. Players start in a resting position of touching the tips of their penises together, and then the game commences - a successful strike of the testicles with one's erect penis against his opponent's balls receives one point. The first to three points wins. No hands can be used during this game.

Brian expertly dodged Matt's tiny penis during a bout of Hanis Polo, and retaliated, scoring one point. Matt sobbed quietly and went to get the lotion.

Hanis Polo by Irish Donation July 25, 2008