A mix between the haggis and the jackalope. Typicaly called the North American Haggis. This animal has
2 and a half stomachs, no intestine, and a large pair of antlers. The haggisalope hops up and down mountains in the Colorado Rockies with its 3 legs. However, the front 1
leg is shorter than the back 2, causing it to fall down the mountain and
break its
neck. Hunting of haggisalope is either
done with a toilet or large turds, though the ass goblin also works as
bait. The haggisalope was thought to of gone extinct when scotsmen and irishmen made a mixbreed called scirish, often known as drunks. New evidence has pointed to their migration to China, making them commielopes.
Person 1: Hey, Frank, you want to
go haggisalope hunting?
Person 2: Do you have the ass goblins?
Person
3: HEY! Who put the toilet in the car? And why are there ass goblins in the toilet? Is it haggisalope
season?
Person 2: So you do have ass gobblins!
Person 1: Yea. And the runs.