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Hanger Nipples 

The bumbs left by clothes hanger, normally in the shoulder area of a single males shirt due do lack of ironing.
Mark came to work with a polo shirt on, but his hanger nipples where sticking up on his shoulders.

coat hanger nipples

Ususally evident in older women, coat hanger nipples are hardened nipples that are prominately larger, and stick out longer than most nipples.
"I could hang a rack of winter coats on her coat hanger nipples"
coat hanger nipples by Duffy Darwin September 18, 2006

nipple hangers 

The nipples get hard and protrude out so they can be used to hang garments off.
Cass was sucking Alison's nipples so hard that when Tony and Mec walked in they hung their jackets on her nipple hangers.
nipple hangers by muffmeister October 16, 2015

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026