Your teacher has assigned several homework assignments whose due-dates are spaced out over the course of the semester. You don't bother to do any of them. The night before the final, you realize what a mistake that was, and you hurriedly do all of the homework assignments in succession. On entering the final exam, you plop the lot of them on the teacher's desk, unceremoniously and without explanation. This hail-Mary hand-in subsequently becomes an object of incredulity and amusement among your teacher's colleagues.

Can you believe that Dwayne D. pulled a hail-Mary hand-in on me at the final? He must be delusional.

hail-Mary hand-in by schlouk March 6, 2012

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with his dick in hand

Not knowing what the fuck to do in any given situation.

He's shit at this game. It's like he is walking around with his dick in hand.

with his dick in hand by Limpy1732 October 25, 2017

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cock in hand

To go into something 'cock in hand' means to enter it with confidence, not confident that you will succeed but simply confident that you are in fact entering into that endevour.

Robbie walked into math class only to find there was a homework quiz that day. Robbie never did any of his homework and had no idea what they had been studying. But, Robbie wouldn't let it get him down. He went into that quiz cock in hand and failed it with dignity.

cock in hand by PaulLeary December 12, 2006

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hand in cold water

An Italian-American Mafia expression for the first time you kill someone.

He put his hand in cold water. Really, how did he do it? He beat da kid to death wit a 2x4!!!
ice kill get rid of whack

hand in cold water by Hell owe January 22, 2016

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