Hand Dog

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When some dirty ass in a gas station, or a convenient store, man handles your hot dogs with their bare hands. You notice the dog tastes kinda like a durf. see durf. The person probably took a dump and forgot to wash his or her damn fingers.

"Dude check out that dirty ass makin' our dogs...damn hand dogs."

Hand Dog by pat and steve May 13, 2006

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Hand Dog

A frankfurter which is placed on a stick, dipped in corn batter and deep fried or occasionally baked. Often found at street fairs, carnivals, or flea markets, hand dogs are a cheap and delicious snack that are easy to eat with little effort. Also known as corn dogs.

No, it's a hand dog. Dumb ass.

Hand Dog by titsnbarrels September 23, 2010

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Hand dog

Giving a blowjob to a dog

I just did a hand dog with Hassan's dog, it was fun

Hand dog by BRUNO diff January 16, 2021

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Handdog

When A Woman Give a man a handjob between two hot dog buns, while adding ketchup or mustard along his penis.

"Yeah My girl tried something weird last night...think it called...a handdog?"

Handdog by benimicah January 20, 2026

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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