Hammered Drunk 

When you get past being drunk drunk, you´re hammered Drunk. Hammered drunk is drunk X drunk when vision is extremly blurry and you wake up saying "damn, i dont remember shiiiiiiit"

"I´m in the front row, and i´m Hammered drunk right..."

Hammered Drunk by Rabanova December 27, 2009

shitfaced hammered drunk 

to be beyond just wasted. To not only be so drunk you pissed on somone but you more then likley pissed in your own shoe then put it on just to go outside and pass out.

holy shit bill was so fucking shitfaced hammered drunk lastnight he woke up open the drawer to his desk pissed in it and then tried to flush it.

shitfaced hammered drunk by Billbo T. Baggins March 5, 2011

HAMMEREDDRUNK 

(all one word, always capitalized) Being so fucking drunk you can barely throw a game of darts, be left unattended, walk to the pisser by yourself, form complete sentences, and have no control over the "beaner" jokes that come out of your facehole while in a bar full of mexicans.

Every time I go to the bar, I get HAMMEREDDRUNK!

"Man, did you see evil kimberly last night?"
"Totally! She was HAMMEREDDRUNK again!"
"Yeah, good times!"

HAMMEREDDRUNK by evil_kimberly May 18, 2010

hammeredrunk 

hammered + drunk = hammeredrunk

instead of just being hammered or drunk the combing of the two words is the ultimate state of being wasted- hammerdrunk

John: Dude what happend lat night? i was so hammeredrunk.

Sam: yeah bro, lets get nachoes.

hammeredrunk by NZER2000 April 23, 2010

Shitcanned-hammeredrunk

When your aim is to drink until you black-into a jail cell without clothing.

Me: Hey what happened to Jeff last night?

Dave: Dude he got so Shitcanned-hammeredrunk that I had to bail him out of jail naked.

Me: Thats Epic.

Shitcanned-hammeredrunk by SconiMuddin21 February 23, 2011