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Hamilton the Musical

You're life is empty without it. A freaking amazing musical about Alexander Hamilton (Yes, the guy on the 10 dollar bill), and the founding of America. It includes His love life, him at war, and his insecurities.

It's freaking amazing. It's also really cool because they casted "color blind." And please, listen to the soundtrack. This fandom ruined my life. By Lin-Manuel Miranda
Have you listened to Hamilton the musical's soundtrack? Your'e life will never be the same. Seriously though, listen to it. Really, you won't regret it.
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Hamilton The Musical

How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore

And a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the Caribbean by providence impoverished,
In squalor, grow up to be a hero and a scholar?

The ten-dollar founding father without a father
Got a lot farther by working a lot harder
By being a lot smarter By being a self-starter
By fourteen, they placed him in charge of a trading charter

And every day while slaves were being slaughtered and carted away
Across the waves, he struggled and kept his guard up
Inside, he was longing for something to be a part of
The brother was ready to beg, steal, borrow, or barter

Then a hurricane came, and devastation reigned
Our man saw his future drip, dripping down the drain
Put a pencil to his temple, connected it to his brain
And he wrote his first refrain, a testament to his pain

Well, the word got around, they said, this kid is insane, man
Took up a collection just to send him to the mainland
Get your education, don’t forget from whence you came

And the world is gonna know your name
What’s your name, man?

ALEXANDER HAMILTON!
PERSON 1"OMGGGGGG YOU WATCHED HAMILTON THE MUSICAL!!!!"
PERSON 2 "YEAH IT ROCKS"
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