Hamilton, AL

Small town in northwestern Alabama. Quite possibly one of the most boring places in the world. Hamilton is famous for its small minded citizens, corrupt city government, mentally retarted street walkers, and wide spread drug use.

I would rather shave my pubes off with a rusty S.O.S pad that live in Hamilton, AL

Hamilton, AL by Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa February 3, 2006

Hamilton, AL

A city in NW Alabama known for its many problems, mainly drug abuse and gang activity. The most notorious of these is the Crapes, who are known for the color lavender and their moose gang symbol.

John: Hey I'm thinkin bout goin to Hamilton, AL tonight. You wanna roll?
Joe: Naw man I'm good. I don't do meth, plus I heard the Crapes were real bad in that area.

Hamilton, AL by aydohburt February 28, 2011

Alexander Hamilton 

Alexander Hamilton is a rare bird of prey. Unlike other species, Such as the Aaron Burr for example who is willing to wait for it until his food comes along, The Alexander Hamilton is certainly not throwing away his shot. In fact, he states this phrase multiple times per day. As relentless as the Alexander Hamilton may be, he is still loving and caring. This bird is especially known to have no chill at all.

You: "SHIT! I think there's a wild Alexander Hamilton chasing me!
Alexander Hamilton: "I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT!"

Alexander Hamilton by not gonna throw away his shot June 6, 2018

Alexander Hamilton 

A bastard, orphan, son of a whore, and a scotsman dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the carribean by providence impoverished in qualor grew up to be a hero and a scholar.

The ten dollar founding father without a father got a lot farther by working alot harder by being alot smater by being a self starter by 14, they placed him in charge of a trading charter

And everyday while slaves were being slaughtered and carted away across the waves, he struggled and kept his guard up inside he was longing for something to be a part of, the brother was ready to beg steal, borrow or barter.

Then a hurricane came and devastation regined, he saw his future drip drippin down the drain, put a pencil to his temple connected it to his brain, he wrote his first refrain a testament to his pain

Well the word got around they said, this kid is insane man took up a collection just to send him to the mainland, get your education dont forget from whence you came, and the world is gonna know your name whats your name man?

Alexander Hamilton, my name is Alexander Hamilton. And there's a million things I haven't done, but just you wait, just you wait.

Alexander Hamilton by Memelord69skrapapa December 10, 2017

Alexander Hamilton 

A Bastard, Orphan, Son of a Whore and a Scotsman dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the Caribbean by providence impoverished, in squalor who grew up to be a hero and a scholar.

My favorite rapper of all time is Alexander Hamilton, though Thomas Jefferson is pretty awesome too.

"Hamilton" the musical is the best rap musical about the founding father Alexander Hamilton.

Alexander Hamilton by Kitteninfire July 10, 2016

Alexander Hamilton 

The smartest guy alive according to history but also an Idiot who cheated on his wife and said it was a "Political Sacrifice".

"Alexander Hamilton was smart but still kind of an idiot"

Alexander Hamilton by A philip July 27, 2018

Alexander Hamilton 

smol, angry, bisexual who will fight anyone. writes all the time and drinks coffe, never sleeps. if no one else is availble AH will fight AH. is non-stop

Damn, there goes Alexander Hamilton.

Alexander Hamilton by lilfightanycoffee August 15, 2016