Ham Sandwiched

Drunk

I'm gettin ham sandwiched during house party weekend.

by Nell Lingo April 6, 2009

Ham Sandwiched

heinous, absurd level of intoxication.

Matt: holy hell dude, Sean was so ham sandwiched last night he knocked on people's door wearing a leopard print thong, asking for a cup of sugar. Then we ordered a pizza and ate an entire chocolate cake. I woke up on his couch, covered in BBQ sauce.

Tyler: HAMMED!

by motherbear October 16, 2008

ham sandwiched

When you get pumped so hard that your vagina turns into a ham sanwich.

‘I got absolutely ham sandwiched last night’

by thisiserin June 29, 2018

Ham Sandwiched

Getting surprisingly blacked out when you didn’t plan to.

I got ham sandwiched last night, and I only asked for a grilled cheese.

by Kayla Kix January 26, 2021

Ham sandwiched

When you are at Disney World and you are unsuccessful at riding a ride or finding an item.

I was on Ride of the Resistanceand got ham sandwiched, so they closed the ride

by dsandman June 10, 2024

bologna winged ham sandwich

Pussy lips. Term used to describe a large labia. Usually associated with a swollen clit. Many women are born with this feature. A very common condition among European women. Word derived from its resemblance to cut Fried Bologna, which is an urban ghetto treat for poor households who cant afford other types of meat. Ham Sandwich from its resemblance to both types of meat sticking out of a bun.

Chrissy had huge pussy lips, that resembled a bologna winged ham sandwich.

by Dz Nutz January 16, 2004

Free Ham Sandwich Day

The best day at any school. On this day, you can get 1997% free ham sandwiches!
There is a limit to how many you can eat, though. If you eat too many, you will be BANNED FROM FREE HAM SANDWICH DAY. Susie learned the hard way.

Susie: “You have been unbanned from free ham sandwich day.”
Enemy: Wow... Nobody’s ever said that to me before!

by PlassyVanni February 4, 2022