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Ham Sandwiched

heinous, absurd level of intoxication.

Matt: holy hell dude, Sean was so ham sandwiched last night he knocked on people's door wearing a leopard print thong, asking for a cup of sugar. Then we ordered a pizza and ate an entire chocolate cake. I woke up on his couch, covered in BBQ sauce.

Tyler: HAMMED!

by motherbear October 16, 2008