Ham Salad Party
2 cups assorted pork meat
1/2 cup De’Jon’s mustard
1/4 oz Baby feelings
1 Cup juice of baby feelings
1/2 Cup hand sourced mayo (undersized and under fertilized)
Vigorously whipped by foot
Dash of “black” pepper
1 oz Curly’s ass parsley
1 packet gelatin in a fridge for 2 hours
Baby bird in bunt pan then circle to completion.
1/2 cup De’Jon’s mustard
1/4 oz Baby feelings
1 Cup juice of baby feelings
1/2 Cup hand sourced mayo (undersized and under fertilized)
Vigorously whipped by foot
Dash of “black” pepper
1 oz Curly’s ass parsley
1 packet gelatin in a fridge for 2 hours
Baby bird in bunt pan then circle to completion.
Ham Salad Party by Straight Up Ums July 1, 2025
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