Ham Planet
Ham Planet by Bully Bitch May 24, 2016
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ham planets
Idiot 1: Why do ham planets always cut themselves? Stupid fatties.
Idiot 2: I was out drinking last night, and the ham planets were all over me, man.
Idiot 2: I was out drinking last night, and the ham planets were all over me, man.
ham planets by Sigh January 4, 2013
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plant ham
the act of dropping trou while in a vehicle and smashing your buttocks against the glass, creating a visual image not unlike that of 2 ham steaks side by side
plant ham by The Mad Flasher January 18, 2011
Hamplanet
An absolutely, ginormous, tub of lard on legs. We aren't just talking about your slightly obese English teacher here we're talking about those people whose appearance is more than physically disgusting. Usually at 5 feet tall maybe an inch or two larger and over two hundred pounds of "curves" they are usually seen at Walmart scarfing down food and driving around on scooters made for handicapped people. They love to troll the fresh produce section for random person to call anorexic. Prepare yourself for bad grammar, insults, and "curves" if you ever encounter one.
Dan: Holy shit Paul Hamplanet alert!
Paul: SHIT WHY IS THE WORLD SHAKING.
Hamplanet: YOU CAN'T HANDLE MUH CURVES!
Paul: SHIT WHY IS THE WORLD SHAKING.
Hamplanet: YOU CAN'T HANDLE MUH CURVES!
Hamplanet by Sparklecunt April 16, 2013
Hamplanet
The last thing that hamplanet needs to be doing is going into a MacDonalds.
The new chick they hired in HR is a total hamplanet.
The new chick they hired in HR is a total hamplanet.
Hamplanet by 8101Wanker February 28, 2016
Hamplanet
A massively obese person. And we're not talking your average overweight, unattractive person; we are talking, for example, 5 feet 6 inches and 400 pounds or heavier. More often than not, someone who would be classified as supermorbidly obese.
In Northern Illinois, only the hamplanet women appear to be single and looking and not in closed cliques.
Hamplanet by He who knows11 September 22, 2020
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