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Halftard 

Someone who is a sandwich short of a picnic, but not quite special enough to be a fulltard
That guy over there dribbles a lot, he's a bit of a Halftard
Halftard by Kingofspanners June 30, 2010
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Redneck way to describe going very fast - a mixture of "hightail" and "haul ass"
Man, I just found out flip-flops are on sale fer a dollar at the walmarts so I'm gonna haultail it up there to go look at me some shoes.
haultail by Bullistic268 February 22, 2010

Halftard 

short for half retard and more fun too use
Whos the fucking Halftard who said "HEY, let's market Coldplay! Yeah that'd be a great idea!"
Halftard by Mad Jester December 16, 2004

hamutaro 

Hamutaro is the (original) japaneese version of Hamtaro.
Japaneese Version
Hamutaro:Konchiwa Ribbonchan!
Ribbonchan:Konichiwa Hamutaro!
English Version
Hamtaro:Hello Bijou!
Bijou:Hello Hamtaro
hamutaro by littleribbongirl May 24, 2005

hallutation 

The greeting given to co-workers who pass by in a hallway at work.

Hallutations invariably progress from a friendly "good morning" or "hey" at the first encounter of the day with a given co-worker, to a quick nod of the head, then to the subtle 'eyebrow nod', and finally to an aggressive refusal to acknowledge the co-worker's existence for any more passings.

At the end of the day, this progression resets, and the next morning hallutations are again initiated in the friendly "hey" stage.
Eventually, Bob dreaded the walk to the bathroom, as it required him to recall the exact stage of hallutation for each of the co-workers he might encounter in the long hallway.
hallutation by ElTone January 3, 2009

Ero Hauta 

Ero Hauta is an excellent gamer, he also is known for getting 0 bitches, and he’s also a clone of Niklas Viklund.

He is also known by many as EroTheEmo, he stinks, and he is an ugly piece of trash
Ero Hauta is my hero!