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Halftard 

Someone who is a sandwich short of a picnic, but not quite special enough to be a fulltard
That guy over there dribbles a lot, he's a bit of a Halftard
Halftard by Kingofspanners June 30, 2010
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Redneck way to describe going very fast - a mixture of "hightail" and "haul ass"
Man, I just found out flip-flops are on sale fer a dollar at the walmarts so I'm gonna haultail it up there to go look at me some shoes.
haultail by Bullistic268 February 22, 2010

Halftard 

short for half retard and more fun too use
Whos the fucking Halftard who said "HEY, let's market Coldplay! Yeah that'd be a great idea!"
Halftard by Mad Jester December 16, 2004

hamutaro 

Hamutaro is the (original) japaneese version of Hamtaro.
Japaneese Version
Hamutaro:Konchiwa Ribbonchan!
Ribbonchan:Konichiwa Hamutaro!
English Version
Hamtaro:Hello Bijou!
Bijou:Hello Hamtaro
hamutaro by littleribbongirl May 24, 2005

hallutation 

The greeting given to co-workers who pass by in a hallway at work.

Hallutations invariably progress from a friendly "good morning" or "hey" at the first encounter of the day with a given co-worker, to a quick nod of the head, then to the subtle 'eyebrow nod', and finally to an aggressive refusal to acknowledge the co-worker's existence for any more passings.

At the end of the day, this progression resets, and the next morning hallutations are again initiated in the friendly "hey" stage.

Eventually, Bob dreaded the walk to the bathroom, as it required him to recall the exact stage of hallutation for each of the co-workers he might encounter in the long hallway.
hallutation by ElTone January 3, 2009

Ero Hauta 

Ero Hauta is an excellent gamer, he also is known for getting 0 bitches, and he’s also a clone of Niklas Viklund.

He is also known by many as EroTheEmo, he stinks, and he is an ugly piece of trash
Ero Hauta is my hero!
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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