Halo Noob

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A person who is horrible at halo, especially while play on xbox live. These people usually get pwned by almost every player they are faced against. You are often humiliated, and cussed at by the more experienced players. Not to worry, many many people are Halo Noobs which ultimately means you have a life.

PWNERXX27: Fucking halo noob!!!!111!! YOU SUCK!

YOU: At least I don't spend more than 20 hours a week playing this game!

PWNERXX27: AT LEAST I KNOW HOW TO PLAY THIS FUCKING GAME!!!!

YOU: Burn.

Halo Noob by rubber_duckie January 18, 2008

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halo noob

One who thinks they are 1337 because the play Halo. These people are wrong simply because Halo is one of the easiest games ever made and playing it does not make u a 1337 haxxor.

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Lol he sucks at life

halo noob by Wormsramongus October 17, 2007

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